WOE!! READ SOME POE! FEELING LOW! (wtf?)

So I shouldn't have been such a braggart about my computer success. Because promptly after posting that blog, and watching two episodes of Jersey Shore on MTV.com (don't hate, it makes me laugh so hard), my new-ish old laptop crashed. A goner. Two trips to the Apple store wasted. Hard drive is busted. And it's not really worth replacing.

So I've made the mature decision. To purchase a new lap. A NON-MAC! (the screaming and crying you hear is my boyfriend wailing in the corner.)

I've been a Mac girl for a while. I'm an Apple addict. However, I just can't afford a Mac Book Pro, and I need something fast, that I can stream video, surf the net and write papers for school on. I'm not asking for much. I don't need anything too fancy. I just refuse to spend $700 (and up!) for a used or refurbished sluggish powerbook or ibook.

So I'm doing it!

(I've got my eye on this Toshiba)

Also, remember when I was hating on Twitter? Well because of my iPhone and the awesome twitter apps, I've joined. Mostly to read other celebrities tweet. But then today, I dove it. I posted a tweet about not tweeting. Ten minutes later, I actually tweeted. I felt the urge, and I succumbed. So if you want to follow me, (the two people who read this blog) do so.

User name is: IWantYouSass
(yes, i forgot to put the 'R' in my user name. And didn't realize this until I'd already added all my favorite celebs to follow, and didn't want to deal with creating a new account. Now lots of pervy and skeevy internet dudes just see I WANT YOU and decide to follow me. Ughhh, creepy)

Tweeting, twittering, whatevs

I don't really understand Twitter. And that's okay. I mean, I get the concept, I just don't see how everyday people can post anything *that* interesting twenty times a day. Telling all your followers that you went to the grocery story today just isn't that entertaining.

However, when celebrities tweet, most notably comedians...I will follow that.

My two favorites of the moment are:

The amazing and adorable Mindy Kaling:

Mindy Kaling On Twitter

For those not in the know, Mindy stars, writes and executive produces The US Office. She is amazing. Every Kelly scene has me peeing my pants. And her twitter is unbelievable. She brings the funny. I think I have a crush on her. Some hilarious tweets include:
"You know when all your best friends are in NYC without you having fun and you hope the Cloverfield monster strikes?"
"In the world where ratty underpants are valued, I am King."
"I say, if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies."
"If Prince William doesn't choose Kate Middleton I'm going to boycott England forever"
"The temptation to end every script I write with the main character "waking up and it was all a dream" is so strong"


And the sly and handsome Aziz Ansari:

Aziz Ansari On Twitter

This dude is always the funniest thing in anything he does. Tiny bit parts (ala Funny People), and he totally steals the show. Currently on Parks & Rec with my other girl crush, Amy Poehler. His twitter is full of good band recommendations and funny shout outs to fellow comedians.

The best is when they twitter at each other. Hilarity ensues.